sheetz:

dinodamage:

sheetz:

me when a butch lesbian tells me to get in the bag

do any butch lesbians want to carry me around like this

beestics:

I’ve never played splatoon but I like her a lot!!

process under the cut

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byjessicaelena:

Draw with me video here.

wetorturedsomefolks:

leokelly:

Saw a dude wearing a shirt that said “BEAST MODE ON/OFF” with the “ON” indicated and for a split second I thought it was pointing to “OFF” and i was like thats fucking insane

this would be such an awesome shirt honestly. like count yourselves lucky motherfuckers, im not even in beast mode right now. dont push me or i’ll go home and change into my other shirt

macgyvershe:

everythingfox:

Good turt

Terrific turtle times

socialmaya:

evilwizard:

beemovieerotica:

remember when this was the craziest thing politicians ever said

this could work. we never tried it

ultrableating:

what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life

bloomellaa:

His taxes Miles, the man lost his taxes.

furiouskettle:

Spot i love you